Chapter 2: Hide and Go Seek Zodiac Ripper Bunsen Manson Vampyre With A Y Killer = Hobo? Can't be...plus: Gwindor Cometh

Yea...this one is...interesting....involves much about the lore and history of the Hobo Race...hehe...not really, but yea

I looked down and saw that the Hobo was Jake's half man-sister, Gwindor. "GWINDOR!?!" I yelled, surprised. Last time I had laid eyes on Gwindor was right before the "incident" with the Hide and Go Seek etc. Killer. "Rachel, we meet again." answered Gwindor, glaring at me with his/her garbage colored eyes. "Look, uh, I don't like you...so leave me alone." "You stole him from me." "What?" "My boyfriend, you stole him!!" "Wha-" "JAKE!! YOU STOLE HIM FROM ME!!!" "Oh my fucking god...you are disgusting!" I yelled, then walked off trying to get the ugly mental picture of Gwindor and Jake. Gwindor was a huge business executive back when he/she was a man. Then, "it", as I like to refer to Gwindor as. Anyways, it decided to be a woman. That didn't sit too well with the boss, so it was fired and has been a nasty, bitch hobo ever since.
I finally reached Jake's office building and ran inside his office. I slammed the door, causing Jake to jump. "Honey? Whats wrong?" He asked, looking a bit shaken. "Well, a whole fucking lot of things!! First, it turns out that all my friends survived and just were too lazy to come and find me-" "THATS GREAT!! NO MORE NIGHTMARES!!" "I'm not done.Anyways, and then I saw Gwindor and it said that you two were a couple!" "It what!!?! No one was supposed to know about that..." "You...and....and.." "Yea...but, we're not really related....so, at the time...it was...ok...but now...*shudders* gross." I sighed in relief. At least Jake still didn't have feelings for Gwindor. "Ok, well, then...I guess I'll go..." "OK, see ya back at the place later..." "yea.." I turned around and left, only to be greeted by Corey...and Gwindor. "Corey...what are you doing?" "I met this great chick/guy outside here when I followed you. And well, we're together now...." "You're dating Gwindor?" "NO!! Heavens no, we are now together High Hobo Priests!!" "Uh...thats great?" "YEA!! Since I'm a virgin with nothing sexually good going for me, I figured that being in a job position where virginity is prized would be the best thing for me." I just nodded and continued walking. "HEY!! I WASN'T DONE TALKING!!" I turned back around, rolling my eyes. "Yes?" "Well, I want you to come to my ceremony." "Oh good lord...is anybody else going?" "yea...they're all going...mainly to throw food and laugh, but it won't be the same without you. And I hear that the Hobos know a lot about the Hide and Go Seek etc. Killer..." "HOw would they know anything about him? No body knows anything about him except that he's attracted to the Hide and Go Seek game." "They say.." said corey, dropping his voice. "They say that he was and may still be...a hobo... there are some hobos that claim to have raised him from hobo birth to hobo teen to hobo young adult to hobo maturity...then he dissappeared from the hobo world...and you can find out the rest if you come to my hobo initiation ceremony." I sighed, rolled my eyes then agreed to come along. What could it hurt? And maybe, I could solve this murder case once and for all and end my fear of Hide and Go Seek!!


ok...so its short yes, but my hands hurt and I want the next chapter to start off with the Hobo Initiation ceremony because i think that would be fun to do.