Chapter 5: Late, but surely here!!! TFAK vs. The Mortal Enemy and possible Jake sighting

ok, so its not tomorrow..its like a month later, but thats ok!! and hopefully, for amy, I'll have the info for Green Field Village up....Elyse's mom still hasn't decided...but we'll be home at around 11:30 ish because there are fireworks, and we're going to stay for them, savvy? Anywho...here is chapter 5!!

"Master," the sinister force said into a cardboard walkie talkie. "Yes, young padawan." "TFAK has just left the Hobo Compound, do you wish me to attack now?" "No, wait until they enter the forest, then attack. They are much loved by the Hobos and we do not want them getting any help." "Yes, Master." Then, the sinister force continued following us until we reached the forest. "Guys..." you said, sniffing the air. "There's something here that doesn't belong..." Everybody put their noses to the air and took a giant whiff of the air. "It smells like....like..." said Corey, trying to place the familiar smell. "Jordan..." I said, my eyes widening. "I thought we killed that bastard!!!" yelled Elyse, flexing her manly, hairy fists. "Me too...but, I guess not...he is a tricky one. We must've killed a decoy...just like Naraku from Inu-Yasha-" "Shut it Rachel! we don't wanna hear about your fucking anime. Its stupid and only losers read it." said Amy, trying to be smart. "BITCH!" I yelled, slapping her. Amy just shook her ass at me, but before she could do anymore Jordan stepped out from behind the bushes. "So, Rachel, we meet again." "Yes, we do..." "How was killing my decoy?" "Thrilling." I answered, clenching my fists, getting ready to unleash my awesome anime attacks. "You know, you don't have to be with that fugly Jake dude...we could always...pick up where we left off..." "That was just Spring Break it meant nothing!! I was young, stupid, and drunk...and you better have burned that video!" "No, I didn't...I keep it in a very special place..." "Bastard." "YOU HAVE A SEX TAPE!?!?" yelled Mary, pointing accusingly at me. "Yea, what of it?" "THATS THE ENEMY!!!" "hey, at least I didn't sleep with a Twiggy Ramirez look alike and thought that he was Twiggy, idiot." "Hey now...that was mean." I turned away from Mary and towards Jordan as he pulled out his hot pink light saber. "I have been sent here by my Master to destroy you." "Who's your Master?" I asked, pulling out my lime green light saber. "Master Theresa...." "WHAT!?!?" I yelled, holding up my light saber. "She's a member of TFAK!!!" "If she is, then why isn't she in your company." I looked around and saw that she wasn't there. "NO!!!!!" I yelled, swinging my light saber dangerously close to Jordan's head. "It is true, Rachel." said Theresa, walking into the forest. "HOW COULD YOU!?!" "I've never been on your side. All those times that TFAK had been on missions, I never went. All those long hours I spent alone were actually with my now deceased master learning how to become a Jedi knight. Thats when I met Master Lord Vader and become a member of the darkside." "Traitor." yelled Amy, shaking her fist at her. "Shut it, bitch." said Theresa, using her knowledge of the force to pin Amy to a tree. "Stop it Theresa!" I yelled, getting ready to use one of my anime attacks on her. "Jordan, take care of her, then kill the rest." "Yes Master." He said, then attacked me, but I dodged the attack and prepared for my attack "IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!!" I yelled, ripping off of one of Inu-Yasha's anime attacks. My attack missed by a hair and I was stabbed with Jordan's light saber, but my awesome cat skills helped me to heal quickly. "I don't die so easy, bastard." "We'll see about that." "KICK HIS ASS!!" corey yelled, holding up a "Rachel is No. 1" sign. "I plan on it." I answered, smirking. Jordan and I battled for hours, when I finally defeated him by flicking his nose off and he died from the lack of a nose. "So ends that battle." I said, sighing. Amy fell off the tree and we continued on our walk to find Jake.

As we were walking a smell reached my cat like nose. "Hold up guys, I think I smell....Jake.." "Really?" said Elyse, standing beside me. "Yea...it smells like...he's been....I don't know..but I know its him." I followed the scent all the way to a camp sight where I saw a shadowed figure pulling what looked to be Jake. "MGSF EF:LKWJ FLK" I heard the figure yell, then it was beaten with a stick. "OMG!! That was Jake!!" I yelled, running after them, but to no avail. The captor disappeared. "NOOO!!!! JAKE MY LOVE!!!" i yelled, sobbing. This was going to be a long mission and I wasn't ready for it, but I had to be.


arg, thar she blows....again...enjoy mateys!