Chapter 8: TFAK vs. The Chocolate Factory...love for amy? and another sex video.

well, here it is. Amy was wanting to know when she would find love and it is in THIS HERE CHAPTER!!! feeeeellll the love, amy...feel it!!!! and enjoy my pretties.

Me and Sesshomaru were way ahead of the group. After travelling with the same people for such a long time, you get sick of them. This is what I missed about Sesshomaru. I enjoyed travelling with him. Mary was too busy with Jimmy Page Look-Alike and Amy kept trying to hit on Sesshomaru and kept asking questions about Hanone. Corey was constantly having hissy fits, Elyse was just too smart for her own good, and Alexis.....come to think of it, where was alexis?
"Sesshomaru....have you seen Alexis?" I asked suddenly, aware that I had not seen her for quite awhile. "No...last I saw her she was drowining."
"Oh, ok. Hope she had a nice life." I said, sighing. She never really did anything for TFAK anyways, so the loss wasn't that great. We continued walking, our friends hardly noticing our absence. All of a sudden we came to a clearing in the forest.
"This is odd..." said Sesshomaru, looking around. Before I could answer and loud thump was heard echoing throughout the woods. A glass of water resting on a stump started rippling, just like Jurassica Park.
"Sesshomaru, what is it?" i asked, hand on the hilt of one of my many swords.
"I don't know...its smells...likee....." he said, sniffing the air, "Chocolate." he finsihed. I gave him a weird look.
"Chocolate? what the fucking hell?" i asked, my hand dropping from the hilt of the sword. We had never ever encountered a chocolate enemy....unless it was....no, it couldn't be.
"Hey!! Whats that noise!?!?" screamed Amy, running up to Sesshomaru and I followed by the remainder of TFAK.
"I don't know..." I lied, they didn't need to know about THAT spring break. "Sesshomaru says it smells like chocolate." I said, looking away in the distance as the memories came back.

*Flashback to THAT spring Break*
"Well, hey there sweet chica..." said smooth talking stud. He was taller and a bit chunky, but damn he tasted like heaven.
"Hey, can I tape this?" he asked before we did the nasty. I nodded and he set up the video camera. I wasn't too worried cuz this wasn't the first spring break sex tape I'd ever made and quite frankly, i felt that being a porn star was in my blood. Well, the heavenly stud had me that night and I've never regretted it...until now.
*end Flashback*

As I finished up the thought, everyone was staring at me. "Did I just flashback outloud?" i asked, turning red from embarassment. Everyone nodded. Sesshomaru just stared blankly at me.
"How many sex tapes do you have?!?" he asked, his eyes turning red with anger. I had been with him the longest and only had 2 spring breaks away from him...so that meant a lot of cheating. "I was drunk...mostly...well, for the tapes that weren't ours or with Jake." i said, hoping that he'd buy the lie, which he did. "Oh, ok, thats acceptable."

"RACHEL!!!" boomed a gurgling voice. He did have a way with words..... as I turned toward the voice a giant Chocolate Factory double boiler came out of the trees.
"Shit..." i muttered. It was him. I turned to the others, about to explain why I had a sex tape with a giant chocolate double boiler, when I saw amy's eyes go wide. "Whos that handsome stud? He smells heavenly....." she swooned. Maybe, we didn't have to fight and we just had to sacrifice amy! That would be an excellent way to go, because Amy was getting annoying with all her hormones.
"Jimmy Page Look Alike... DUCK!!!" I yelled as a chocolate covered strawberry shot out of the double boiler. There was no time to negotiate now. Fighting was upon us and we had to do everything to win.

Theresa laughed an evil laugh as she watched from a tree. The battle was going swimmingly. THe Double Boiler proved to be a formidable opponent and it tasted good at the same time. "I told you chocolate was their downfall..." Satan said, grinning. "I think your're my best advisore yet." Theresa hissed, her beady eyes full of love for Satan.

The double boiler kept fireing all kinds of chocolate dunked foods at us and it was getting harder and harder to dodge them. "RACHEL!!" Screamed Sesshomaru as a piece of chocolate covered watermelon came flying towards me. He jumped in front of it, taking the blow. He was uninjured as he was a very powerful demon. "Thanks..." i said, blushing. Sesshomaru really knew how to charm a girl's heart. Amy then ran towards it, screaming. "I LOVE YOU!!!!" the double boiler turned towards her and Hearts appeared where there should be eyes. "Where have you been all my life, you great hunk of ass!" yelled the double boiler, reducing its size to a human sized double boiler. "I've been waiting for you, righ there." She said, pointing over to the rock where she had been standing for most of the battle. Then, her and the chocolate fondu shared a passionate kiss. Amy had finally found the love she was looking for.

Corey and Elyse broke out in tears of joy...well Elyse did, Corey cried because he thought that he'd had a chance with the chocolate double boiler. After a bit, we all continued on our way to find Jake...but wasI falling for Sesshomaru all over again???? This couldn't be happening. Why does this always happen to me?!?!?


"GOD DAMMIT!!!" screamed Theresa as her and Satan poofed back into her giant castle. "I'm sorry I didn't forsee this....i never expected him to fall in love. I just thought he was a horny pot...but apparently he is capable of love...as am I." Said Satan, giving Theresa a seductive grin. "Eh...Well, I"m incapable of love..." she said, sounding nervous. Was theresa really incapapble of love? We may never know until I decide.

So thar ya have it. Its part 8. Amy has love and Theresa could be falling for Satan! Plus A jealous Corey...what could this lead to??!?!!? AND!!! how will elyse survive without phil admist all the love!!??! And why is Rachel falling for Sesshomaru when she has Jake??!?!? All these questions and more will be answered as the story unfolds.