Chapter: The next boyfriend on the list of many....plus a special appearance and no enemies this time...or are there?!!?!?

Ok, so now that I have my new laptop, i will be updating again. It was getting too hectic trying to update with my parents comp cuz theirs sux ass. But now that mine rox ass, i will be updating now.

"Hey. Rachel...we've been walking for hours and me and Jimmy Page Look-Alike haven't fucked for nearly two hours...can we please stop???" screamed Mary, frustrated from the lack of sex. "I remember when we used to be like that..." Sesshomaru muttered, looking longingly at me. "Yea, well, you better forget it. AND MARY I TOLD YOU WE'RE NOT STOPPING UNTIL NIGHTFALL!!!" I screamed back at Mary, then threw a rock at her. "Glug glug glug..." said the Chocolate Factory Fondu. "Oh, you do have a way with words..." Amy cooed, stroking his masculine pot. We walked on with Mary complaining, Sesshomaru making references to our history, Amy giggling at whatever Chocolate Facotory was saying. Finally night approached and I couldn't be happier to lose everbody and go take a bath in the stream by myself. As I bathed, pandemonium was breaking out back at camp. "I sweat I saw him!!!" yelled Elyse to Corey, who was having another pissy fit. "You just don't want to accept me as your better!!! i never saw him!!!" yelled Corey, adjusting his gian Elton John glasses. "GOD DAMMIT!!! I'M TRYING TO TAKE A BATH!!" I yelled back to the camp area. They were all soooo loud. "Hm...i remember when I used to see you naked all the time." said a voice that i immediatly recognized as Hanone's. "What do you want, you horny bastard?" I asked, getting up and wrapping a towel around my body. "Only you." he answered, smirking. "Kiss my fat arse, lecher." I said, flipping him off while chaning back into my clothes. No use in being modest, he'd seen me naked a million times. I rolled my eyes at him, then walked back to the camp. What I saw amazed me and made me rethink everything i was currently thinking, which was basically nothing.
"Phil!!!! Stop hurting them!!" yelled Elyse, crying. Phil had Mary by her neck and was strangling her whild stomping on Jimmy Page Look Alike's body. "Elyse!! He's being possessed!!" I yelled, noting that his eyes were pitch black. "Ah, so you are a smart one." said Theresa, walking out from the shadows. "Let him go you hardcore bitch!!" yelled Elyse, punching Theresa in the face. Phil turned towards Elyse and charged at her, pulling out a concealed weapon. "ELYSE!!" I screamed pushing her out of the way, taking the stabbing from Phil. "RACHEL!!!" screamed Hanone, Sesshomaru, and a third voice. "Who the fuck are you!?!?" yelled Sesshomaru turning to the new comer. "I am Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood." "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW RACHEL!?!?!" Hanone screamed, completely ignoring the fact that Phil was attacking Elyse and that I was dying. "She used to be my steady girlfriend." Sesshomaru rolled his eyes, then lightly kicked me. "You'll get over it." he said, not giving me a second thought. Eventually, I was able to pull myself up with the help of a well placed spiked club, which i used to beat phil over the head with and the demon within him flew out and back to Theresa, cowering. "W-where am I?" he asked, rubbing his bleeding head. "PHIL!!" Elyse screamed, hugging him. "Well thats one death avoided..." i muttered, turning towards where I saw Legolas. "What're you doing here?" I yelled, starting to get nervouse. "Waiting for you to return, like you promised." he answered, smiling. "Um, about that you see...I uh..." I tied to spit it out, but i couldn't. Truthfully, i had left Legolas, promising to return....that spring break was where I met my final Love, Jake and well, i forgot about legolas. "I don't care that you made me wait years, as long as we're together now!" he said, hugging me. "Legolas, i left you. I'm engaged to someone else now!" I yelled, pushing him away. "Oh, OK!" he said, then left to go back to his kingdom, secretly crying. "WEll, onwards we go to finish our mission and restore Jake to his proper throne as Rachel's Fiancee!" yelled Corey, pissed that Legolas had left. "Don't worry Corey, i've got some more boyfriends that look exactly like him and would love to have an awkward orange boy for a boyfriend." I said, giving him a reassuring smile. "Really?"he said, looking hopeful. "Yup!" i answered, placing my hand in Sesshomaru's....wait...did I just? Shit, I'm falling back into old habits...but this is kinda...nice...well, there is always room for a mistress, i guess. I thought as we continued walking int he direction that Jake went with his captor.

yes, this one is obscenely short...but its an update none the less...i ran out of ideas...so yea...sorry corey and elyse..you won't be cadonkadoning yet...or maybe ever....hmmm...it all depends on what i feel like.