Chapter 2: Enter Giraffer Attacker...plus a new friend...or foe?

ah, yes, here it is...my next greatest creation. Chapter 2 of the Giraffer Attacker series...the best series in all of blog history, yo! Fo shiz.

"Holy shit...its a Giraffer Attacker..." muttered Rachel, her mouth dropping in shockanog.
"I thought they were extinct..." said Corey, chewing nervously on a piece of straw. It had been believed for the past three hundred years that the Giraffer Attackers had been wiped out from the face of the earth by the Hispanic Child Association and then in the rest of the world by The Redneck Mississipians.
"I guess not...I wonder how they survived all these years without anyone noticing." said Elyse, slipping her clothes back on.
"Well, we are in New York and this place is pretty deserted, I'm sure they had no issues there." said Corey, rolling his eyes at Elyse's apparent stupidity.
"We should probably slay them...we don't want them reproducing." said Rachel, taking out her light saber and walking towards the herd of Giraffer Attackers.
"Giraffer Attackers!!! Stand still whilst I kill you!" she shouter, raising her light saber above her head.
"NO!!!" screamed a voice and Rachel was knocked to the ground...by a less hairy than usual mass.
"Who are you to deny my killing spree?!?!" demanded Rachel, her eyes bleeding in anger.
"I am Mary...shepard of the Giraffer Attackers." she answered, fixing her shepards hat.
"I'll be damned..." said Elyse, looking Mary up and down..then giving a disgusted face.
"What you staring at sister? You like what you see, no?" said Mary, jiggling her butt.
"Eh, shepard girls are sooo not my type." Said elyse, huffing and sticking her nose in the air.
"So...you've been breeding them in seceret?" asked Corey, happy that Elyse wasn't in the least bit attracted to this Mary fellow.
"Yea, the business of sheep was declining...since i just could part with them...all the uh-uhing was quite good and all, so I had to find something to make money. It was then that i discovered a way to reproduce Giraffer Attackers." she said, tossing her hair behind her shoulders.
"What way do you speak of?" asked Rachel, becoming suspicious.
"Its for me to know and you to never find out." said Mary, walking back to her herd of Giraffer Attackers.
"There is something fishy about that...shepard." said Elyse, disgust apparent in her voice.
"YEa, I don't like the looks of her at all." Rachel said, glaring at her departing form.
"Well, I thought she was a nice young piece of ass...that pales in comparison to Elyse." said Corey, waggling his eyebrows sugggestively at Elyse.
"Ehe...like I said shepards aren't my type." Elyse responded, inching away from corey.
"But, I'm not a shepard!! I'm a poor farmer married to a fat frumpy lady!" corey pleaded.
"Shut up, both of you. We have to figure out a way to finish off the Giraffer Attackers...they should be extinct...not alive...it was the natural for us to wipe them out with nuclear bombs...we have to finish the job." said rachel, turning away from the herd and walking back in the direction they came.
"Where are we going?? The Giraffers are that way!" screamed Elyse.
"I have to talk to someone...someone very learned in the lore of the Giraffer Attackers and who may help us in our quest to destroy them once and for all." Said Rachel, beckoning both of them to follow her. They did and they set out for their greatest adventure ever: The Adventure to Extincitify The Giraffer Attackers.

hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it. But who is this mysterious person with such knowledge of the ways of the Giraffer Attackers??! And what is up with this mary person and how did she reproduce a supposedly extinct species of animal?? Find out next time on The Giraffer Attacker Blog Series!!!
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