Chapter 3: Journey through the forest and meeting the wise one.

So, here it is. My dear sweet next chapter. This one goes out to all you lumberjacks out there in the world of blogging. Long live the lumberjack!!!....and Kumar.

They had been walking for quite a few hours and had made great progress in their journey. They were currently 3 feet outside of New York and at the current rate, they should be at the other side of the country by next year. But, they are not journeying to the other side of the country, they are in fact journeying to....Michigan's Upper Penninsula! But, before they reached that grand ol' UP, they came across the dreaded forest of Marco (author's note: only Theresa will understand the German story behind Marco...lol...)
"oh...wow..." said Elyse as she let go of the male squirrell and it went scampering off with a smile on its face.
"Yea, we must be going quickly, the Forest of Marco has many dangers in it..." said Rachel, walking forward towards the deep dark forest.
"Like what?" asked Corey, skeptically chewing his bit of straw.
"Like...bunnies, and kittens...and frogs...and the worst of all. The BanglehopperMcClellan." replied Rachel, slightly distracted. Corey's went wide and he dared not speak again for fear of attracting the deadly BanglehopperMcClellan. But, what Rachel had failed to mention and was probably the most dangerous creature of them all...was the Abominable Snow Mary (thank you corey)
"Rachel...its been hours." stated Corey, collapsing on the ground.
"Fine...i suppose we could take a short break." she said, angriely sitting down while Corey and Elyse were dying...figuratively. It was then that they heard a rumbling sound not far away.
"Whats that?" asked Elyse, sitting up and looking around worriedly.
"Is it a BanglehopperMcClellan!?!?" yelled Corey, panic written all over his face.
"No...its another creature that I failed to mention so that corey wouldn't have a heart attack." said Rachel, standing up and pulling out her light saber.
"What is it then?" asked Elyse, standing next to Rachel.
"The Abominable Snow Mary." Rachel said, dread obvious in her voice.
"Who dares enter my kingdom!?!?" roared the manly voice that could only belong to the feminine" Snow Mary.
"Just keep quiet...maybe she won't come here." said Rachel, but it was too late for Corey who let out a piercing scream, giving away their hiding place.
"There you are!!" roared the Snow Mary. She was a towering 12 feet and was pure white with giant frizzy hair that was recently cut by a woman named Cookie.
"RUN!!!" yelled Elyse, running towards the darkest part of the forest. They had no choice but to follow her, but the Snow Mary was following close behind as well. Soon, the trio came to a dead end and they were cornered by the terrifying snow mary.
"please don't hurt me!" cried Corey.
"Wait...there are dead ends in forests?" asked Elyse, noticing the flaw in the writing, but before her question could be answered, the Snow Mary spoke.
"UGHHHHH...You human scum...I crush you with my big hands!!" she said, then slammed her fists down, narrowly missing Rachel.
"We do not fear you, Abominable Snow Mary!" Rachel bellowed, shaking her light saber in anger.
"Speak for yourself." said Corey, fanning himself with a popcorn box from a recent trip to the moveis.
"Well, I'm still confused about the dead end in the forest." Said Elyse, staring at it amazed. It wsa then that another rumbling sound was heard approaching them.
"WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT!?!?" screamed Corey, fannig himself faster.
"That...my friend, is a BanglehopperMcClellan." said Rachel, relief spilling across her face. The one enemy of the Snow Mary was the BanglehopperMcClellan and she was hoping that the fight between the two would result in a distraction that would allow her, elyse, and corey to get away and to the wise one's dwelling.
"Ah, I see whats going to happen now." said Elyse, giving up on the dead end and giving Rachel a knowing look.
Then, a large brown and hairy creature emerged. This one was as ugly as ugly comes and it was no question in saying that this one was definately called Amy.
"Amy the BanglehopperMcClellan. You must fight me!" screamed the Snow Mary, becoming distracted by the enemy. Amy only grunted at her, then swung her abnormally long and heavy arms around in a circly above her head, making to make a dangerous blow to Snow Mary's head.
"Lets go!" whispered Elyse and Corey, Elyse, and Rachel slowly snuck away and continued their journey, the voices of the BanglehopperMcClellan and Snow Mary's fight being heard for miles around. They soon came upon a small carboard cave with a few flowers drawn on it.
"Well, we're here." said Rachel, walking up to the entrance of the cave and knockin louldy on it. The entrance was then filled by a woman who had long gray hair, a sagging face, saggin boobs, and an obviously sagging *ahem*.
"May I help you young sires and....farmer?" asked the old woman, resting her eyes on corey with disgust.
"Madame Alexis...so good to see you...do you not remember me?" asked Rachel, bowing.
"Oh, Master Rachel...come in come in, I'm sorry. Mine eyes are so weary with age." she said allowing them to come in. "Now, don't tell me...let me guess as to why you are here." she said. Rachel rolled her eyes, but let her continue.
"Ok...you want my crumpet recipe, don't you." she said.
"No...we're here for-" said Rachel, but she was interrupted
"NO no!!! Don't tell me...you want to...dig up my husband and allow me to-" she said, but was interrupted by Elyse.
"Me too!!! I would soooooo do that...I am, of course, the Whore of Rhode Island." She said, smiling at the old woman who was beginning to have a good effect.
"We are here because we need to know how to get rid of the Giraffer Attackers." said Rachel, cutting Elyse and Madame Alexis' conversation short.
"Oh, that is what you are here for...I knew it!" said alexis, pulling out her giant crystal ball.
"First, we must see what must be seen" she said, waving her hands around the crystal ball.
"Baldfahwefudfp aldfkj woihsd" she said, the magic words rolling off her tongue like butter. The cyrstal ball swirled and soon was replaced by an image of the giant metal masses known as the Giraffer Attackers.
"hmmm...the road will not be easy...but, it can be done. You must first retrieve the president's approval for the extinction, then come back to this cave and we will discuss further your task." Said Alexis, turning the switch on her ball off and setting it back in its cardboard box.
"Thank you" said Rachel, staninding up and leaving
"TO WASHINGTON D.C.!!" the three of them yelled, then ran off in to the woods towards the president.

Well, there it is. Hope you like it....leave a comment please!!