Chapter 5: Talking with the President...and meeting his secretary!

Well, i've been hit with a random bout of inspiration. So here is the fifth edition of my story...it should be finished in two weeks because me and corey want to start a STORY WAR!!! WOOOOO!! sorta like Star Wars...only not...and a bit like Stare Wars (lol corey) but we don't actually see the ugly authors behind the stories. REmember!! two weeks and any and all can enter, as usual....(P.S. jordan...if you ever get here and read this...if you don't vote for my story, i'll kill you in the way mentioned in my previous story ((you died from me cutting off your nose...in case you didn't read it.)) )

"How may I help you?" asked a receptionist as we entered the white house.
"Yes, we're here to see President Bushwhacked." said Rachel.
"Pardon?" said the receptionist, appalled.
"W'ere here to see the president, just..show us to him...Stacy." said Elyse, looking the receptionist in the eyes.
"Oh..my...I'm overcome with the will of the Lord!!" she yelled, then showed them to the President's office.
"Mr. President, you have visitors." she said then left. We stared at the President and he stared back at us for a good three minutes.
"Ok, dumbass, we need you to sign some papers." said Corey, whipping out a packet of documents.
"Now, I-I-I don't see why you need to tre-treat people that way." said the President, struggling with the English Language.
"Listen here, C-average bastard...we are being plagued by a new coming of the Giraffer Attackers and if you don't sign these documents, we could be overrun!!" Rachel yelled, shoving the documents in his face. The President looked around, stupidly then got out a pen and began signing, but only after a few seconds he stopped and looked around the room.
"Something wrong?" asked Elyse, raising an eyebrow in concern.
"Does Bush have one or two U's in it?" he asked.
"One." answere Elyse, shaking her head. He then completed the papers and handed them back to us. We were finally one step closer to the completion of our main goal: Exctinctifying the Giraffer Attackers. As we were walking out, I heard someone shouting.
"WAIT!!" They said. I turned to look and say a boy.
"Who are you?" i asked, looking him over.
"I'm Bush's Secretary....but secretly I am a democratic spy."he said.
"oh, well....you want to join us?" i asked. He nodded and we were off to complete our mission with this mysterious secretary/democratic spy.

WHO IS THE MYSTERIOUS BOY!?!?! is he even a man? find out next time on the Giraffer Attacker Series!!