Chapter 6: YAY!ANOTHER UPDATE!!! TFAK continues searching for Jake, but for how long? Ex-boyfriend cometh and unfaithful? and the second enemy cometh!

ok, so...I'm updating again!!! cuz i know how much all of you absolutly LOOOOVVVVEEEEE my story. And don't forget to read my Illustrated Story, which I have now just given a title- "The Sexy Dog Demon Who Fell In Love With An Uber Sexy Vampire Named Rachel." There...thats the title, love love! and just so ya'lls know, i'm suddenly randomly obssesed with Inu-Yasha (i've always been...but more so now), so this one is gonna be like Inu-Yasha for those of you who know it, and if you don't, then you won't get some of the stuff....i wonder if i can get Jordan to read these..i'm sure he'd like the fact that I'm going to marry a sexy hunk of ass and that i killed him...hmmm...ok, done ranting

That night, after we defeated Jordan, we made camp by a stream. I went to bathe away the blood from Jordan's nose that was all over my body. "Damn, that fucker bled a lot." I muttered as I slipped into the cool water. As I lay in the water, I heard a rustle in the bushes. "COREY I SAID NO!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!?!?" but, it wasn't Corey...it was.....*drum roll* LORD SESSHOMARU *gasp(see picture story to get visual)* "Baka Onna." he muttered, then walked off. "Well, that was weird. Wonder who he was." I thought as I got dressed. I returned to the camp to find everyone asleep, whiskey bottles everywhere. "Dammit...they got my stash." I grumbled, breaking a bottle on a nearby rock, causing Amy to giggle in her sleep. "Dumbass." i said, spitting on her in disgust. I walked back towards the stream, mourning the loss of my booze when I was approached by the strange man again. "I thought I made it clear that you need to leave." He growled. "Eh, shove it up your ass and die." He then stabbed me with his sword. "Oh, puhleeese! I don't die." i grumbled again, pushing his sword back out. "Are you a demon?" "NO! I'm just a cat superhero who is secretly a vampire"I said, then covered my mouth. "Nobody is supposed to know that!!!" "Well, you suck at hiding stuff." he answered, looking smug. "Bastard...hey..i know you..weren't you my ex at some point?" "I duno...whats your name?" He asked, sitting down. "I'm Rachel..." "No..i don't think so, but i dated someone who looked like you...what was her name...oh yea, Kazusa." "OMG THAT WAS ME!!" I yelled, jumping up and down. "But..." "Thats when I went through that weird phaze where i was all intune with my non japanese side...so, I changed my name to Kazusa." "Oh..wasn't that the name of a colorgaurd rookie?" "Yea, but her name is soooo cool....and you are Lord Sesshomaru, am I correct?" "Yup, god, i can't believe i ran into you again." "I know.." "What're you doing out here anyways?" "Oh, we're hunting down this guy who kidnapped my fiancee." "Oh..." He said, looking sad. "I know your mad, but, we broke up and I'm with Jake now...but, if you want, you can journey with us. Maybe you can meet someone." "Sure, I ain't got nothing better to do." "GREAT!!...do you have any whiskey?" "Yea, why?" "Cuz TFAK got to my stash." "OH...ok..." he answered, giving me a bottle and together, we got pissed drunk. I awoke the next morning naked next to a naked Lord Sesshomaru. "No..." I said. "NO!!!" I screamed. "I CHEATED ON THE ONLY MAN I'VE EVER REALLY LOVED!!!" I screamed, crying. "Hey...it doesn't really count...you were drunk..." "Oh yea, ok...well thanks for last night, from what i remember it was rockin!" "Yea..i remember a lot...a lot for a long time of good times when i'm alone...." "Ew...perv!!" Then, we walked back to camp after getting dressed. "Hey Tre Tre! Who's the dude?" asked Elyse. "Oh, this is my ex-boyfried Sesshomaru." I answered, grinning. "Oh, did you sleep with him?" Elyse asked, looking concerned. "Uhhh...." "RACHEL!!! YOU'RE MARRYING JAKE!!" she yelled, putting her hands on her hips. "I know, I know, but we were drunk." "Oh, ok...then nevermind." "God, Rachel, how many ex-boyfriends do we have to meet before we actually get to Jake?" asked Mary, rolling her eyes. "I don't know...as many as it takes till the captor takes Jake to his destination." "Well, I think it'd be good to have some hot ass nobility on our side." said Amy, smiling seductivly at Sesshomaru. "Ew...Amy, no. Thats my hot ass." I said, pushing Amy away. "Psh...eventually he'll come to me. My hormones are rampaging so bad, you can smell them." she said under her breath. "Ooops! sorry, i just farted!" yelled Mary, walkinga away from Amy. After everone was ready, we started out on the journey to find Jake with our new member in tow.

As we were walking, we caught the scent of another enemy. "Dang nabbit, not again." Said Amy, folding her arms. "Well...this time..it smells like...." I said, sniffing the air. "Drs. Tessler And Aronovitz." said Sesshomaru, growling. "The hair replacement doctors?" asked Corey, looking confused. When we first encountered them, Corey had taken Paid Time Off. "Yea, they've been trying to steal our hair to use on their patients for years." said Mary, petting her thrilling locks. Then, they jumped out, armed with scissors. "We've come for your hair, TFAK + Sesshomaru." they screamed in unison. "Ok, since I did the last battle..on my own, you all can take them." I said, pulling out a bag of popcorn and sitting on the ground with Sesshomaru. "Your going down hair burglars!" yelled mary, pulling out her Jimmy Page sword of vengeance. "Yea, just you try and beat us!!" Screamed corey, pulling out his weapon, which happend to be a porno magazine with a gun stuck in it. "I'll kill you!" yelled Elyse, pulling out her grenades that were shaped like Phil's head. "Yea, we're gonna kick your ass hair burglers!" yelled amy, pulling out her Baguette to fight them with. "HEY!! YOU'RE STEALING MY IDEAS!" screamed Mary... "Oui Oui, c'est magnifique!" screamed amy at mary. Then, they attacked the doctors, fighting with all their might. After five hours, they finally defeated the doctors Tessler and Aronovitz. "Wow, that was a workout." said amy, collapsing on the ground. "So, I guess we're camping here for the night." I said, setting up camp.

"Foiled again...how many enemies do we have to resurrect before they give up and go home!?!?" screamed Theresa, smashing her crystal ball that returned to its shape in seconds. "I don't know Master, but I advise you to visit them again...this time with Jake...make a bribe." said an adviser, who happened to be of Klingon descent with a little bit of Janga Fet in him(yes, i know kling on is from star trek..but i love them)"NO! I won't do that. The whole reason for taking Jake in the first place was to stop him from marrying Rachel!!! Why would I bargain him?" she screamed at her advisor, throwing a plate at him. "If its not too much trouble, master. Why are you trying to stop their wedding?" "Because, ever since her and Jake have been together, there has been no time for ME ME ME ME ME!!" she yelled, crying. "Oh, I'm sorry...well, I hope we succed, but why are you trying to kill her?" "She betrayed me. She said that she'd marry Sesshomaru and I could deal with that because I never thought that his cold heart would be melted fully, but then...i heard her secret..." "Secret?" "Yes, Rachel is a vampire and...you know the laws about vampires." she said, grinning evilly. "Well, I researched her Vampire side and found that in the vampire world she is known as 'Katsueki-Kyuuban...' or just Katsueki, not be confused with her vampire ex boyfriend, 'Hanone.'" "I remember her from the legends...are you sure thats...Rachel?" "Yes, I'm positive she is Katsueki-Kyuuban, the ultimate Blood Sucker."

oooo...sooo, a new traveller with TFAK and two more ex-boyfriends exposed ANNDDDD a new past to uncover? Wow, this story gets better and better!!! Luv!

Illustrated Story...not an update on the Jake Saga...sadly..i'm just stalling...hehe

ok, here it goes...enjoy with all your hearts!!!

Once upon a time there was a beautiful vampire girl named Kazusa, but everyone called her Rachel.


She was travelling through a vast forest, commonly known as the forest of Inu-Yasha.


While she was travelling she met a very handsome dog demon named Lord Sesshomaru. He was lord over the western lands.


At first, Sesshomaru was mean to her


But, Rachel's love soon melted his evil exterior and they had sex...a lot



One day, Sesshomaru was gone. And Rachel didn't know what to do.


Then, a thought struck her...she knew who would steal the sexy man beast from her....AMY!!!


Rachel went to seek out Amy in her secret hiding place that wasn't so secret.


Rachel demanded Sesshomaru back, but all Amy gave her was an imposter (it won't let me load the last two pics...so i'm putting links in)
http://www.mario-kart.net/challenge/images/ushicon/Sesshomaru.jpg

Then, she killed her for betraying her by sucking out her blood.
http://www.gothic_vampire.blogger.com.br/girl_goth.jpg

then her and Sesshomaru lived happily ever after.

THE END!

Chapter 5: Late, but surely here!!! TFAK vs. The Mortal Enemy and possible Jake sighting

ok, so its not tomorrow..its like a month later, but thats ok!! and hopefully, for amy, I'll have the info for Green Field Village up....Elyse's mom still hasn't decided...but we'll be home at around 11:30 ish because there are fireworks, and we're going to stay for them, savvy? Anywho...here is chapter 5!!

"Master," the sinister force said into a cardboard walkie talkie. "Yes, young padawan." "TFAK has just left the Hobo Compound, do you wish me to attack now?" "No, wait until they enter the forest, then attack. They are much loved by the Hobos and we do not want them getting any help." "Yes, Master." Then, the sinister force continued following us until we reached the forest. "Guys..." you said, sniffing the air. "There's something here that doesn't belong..." Everybody put their noses to the air and took a giant whiff of the air. "It smells like....like..." said Corey, trying to place the familiar smell. "Jordan..." I said, my eyes widening. "I thought we killed that bastard!!!" yelled Elyse, flexing her manly, hairy fists. "Me too...but, I guess not...he is a tricky one. We must've killed a decoy...just like Naraku from Inu-Yasha-" "Shut it Rachel! we don't wanna hear about your fucking anime. Its stupid and only losers read it." said Amy, trying to be smart. "BITCH!" I yelled, slapping her. Amy just shook her ass at me, but before she could do anymore Jordan stepped out from behind the bushes. "So, Rachel, we meet again." "Yes, we do..." "How was killing my decoy?" "Thrilling." I answered, clenching my fists, getting ready to unleash my awesome anime attacks. "You know, you don't have to be with that fugly Jake dude...we could always...pick up where we left off..." "That was just Spring Break it meant nothing!! I was young, stupid, and drunk...and you better have burned that video!" "No, I didn't...I keep it in a very special place..." "Bastard." "YOU HAVE A SEX TAPE!?!?" yelled Mary, pointing accusingly at me. "Yea, what of it?" "THATS THE ENEMY!!!" "hey, at least I didn't sleep with a Twiggy Ramirez look alike and thought that he was Twiggy, idiot." "Hey now...that was mean." I turned away from Mary and towards Jordan as he pulled out his hot pink light saber. "I have been sent here by my Master to destroy you." "Who's your Master?" I asked, pulling out my lime green light saber. "Master Theresa...." "WHAT!?!?" I yelled, holding up my light saber. "She's a member of TFAK!!!" "If she is, then why isn't she in your company." I looked around and saw that she wasn't there. "NO!!!!!" I yelled, swinging my light saber dangerously close to Jordan's head. "It is true, Rachel." said Theresa, walking into the forest. "HOW COULD YOU!?!" "I've never been on your side. All those times that TFAK had been on missions, I never went. All those long hours I spent alone were actually with my now deceased master learning how to become a Jedi knight. Thats when I met Master Lord Vader and become a member of the darkside." "Traitor." yelled Amy, shaking her fist at her. "Shut it, bitch." said Theresa, using her knowledge of the force to pin Amy to a tree. "Stop it Theresa!" I yelled, getting ready to use one of my anime attacks on her. "Jordan, take care of her, then kill the rest." "Yes Master." He said, then attacked me, but I dodged the attack and prepared for my attack "IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!!" I yelled, ripping off of one of Inu-Yasha's anime attacks. My attack missed by a hair and I was stabbed with Jordan's light saber, but my awesome cat skills helped me to heal quickly. "I don't die so easy, bastard." "We'll see about that." "KICK HIS ASS!!" corey yelled, holding up a "Rachel is No. 1" sign. "I plan on it." I answered, smirking. Jordan and I battled for hours, when I finally defeated him by flicking his nose off and he died from the lack of a nose. "So ends that battle." I said, sighing. Amy fell off the tree and we continued on our walk to find Jake.

As we were walking a smell reached my cat like nose. "Hold up guys, I think I smell....Jake.." "Really?" said Elyse, standing beside me. "Yea...it smells like...he's been....I don't know..but I know its him." I followed the scent all the way to a camp sight where I saw a shadowed figure pulling what looked to be Jake. "MGSF EF:LKWJ FLK" I heard the figure yell, then it was beaten with a stick. "OMG!! That was Jake!!" I yelled, running after them, but to no avail. The captor disappeared. "NOOO!!!! JAKE MY LOVE!!!" i yelled, sobbing. This was going to be a long mission and I wasn't ready for it, but I had to be.


arg, thar she blows....again...enjoy mateys!